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#. Message de Tompouce le 14-01-2006 à 20:07	17557 - ( )
Pays: France Inscrit le : 8-01-2004 Messages: 875 (Shaï Epileptique)	Citer

Il vient de s'acheter un ordi avec internet
Viens T'chater avec lui.
http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Tompouce, littéralement mort de rire (en ésperant que ca ne choque personne )

#. Message de Hebata le 14-01-2006 à 21:51	2388 - Hebata (Tomawak 60) - X-Trolls -
Pays: France Inscrit le : 8-03-2003 Messages: 767 (Shaï Epileptique)	Citer

C'est assez drôle en effet

#. Message de Kao Xim le 15-01-2006 à 01:22	21285 - Kao Xim (Kastar 27)
Pays: France Inscrit le : 22-03-2004 Messages: 1395 (Trõll de Compèt')	Citer

Excellent
Dieu s'ennuis le soir.

Kao, bien foutu ce machin

#. Message de Raistlin le 15-01-2006 à 10:41 [Appelez-moi Google] [Ami de MountyHall]	112873 - And You Will Know My Name Is The Trõll (Kastar 43) - StriKe TeAm [Damnés] -
Pays: France (35 - Ille-et-Vilaine) Inscrit le : 17-04-2005 Messages: 26840 (Demi-dieu)	Citer

l'a pas le sens de l'humour, Dieu :

Quote:
Where are you?
Me:
on my chair
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
in front of my computer
God:
I do not understand that allusion.

ou alors de l'humour de sourd :

Quote:
Me:
are you immortal
God:
No I am immortal.

#. Message de Féros le 15-01-2006 à 14:00	7566 - ( )
Pays: France Inscrit le : 20-09-2003 Messages: 948 (Shaï Epileptique)	Citer

jtouve ca trop drole comme truc...
Il parle francais et allemend en + (si si essayez !!!)
et si on lui demande "are you a hacker"...

Me:
are you a hacker ?
God:
Not really. Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

voilà...
lol...

et si on le traite de menteur, il répond "la vrit, toujours la vrit" (la vérité kwa).
et face à un mot qu'il ne connait pas, il peut avoir vcp de réactions différents, c'est trop marrant...

Féros, va résiser son control de physique :/

#. Message de Jack_Bauer le 15-01-2006 à 15:59	36982 - Jack_Bauer (Tomawak 35) - Entrõllpie -
Pays: France Inscrit le : 27-06-2004 Messages: 2158 (Djinn Tonique)	Citer

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
say : "tom powaaaaa !!!"
God:
" tom powaaaaa".
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
what do you think about skrims ?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Skrims sucks, that's all you need to know
God:
I think Skrims sucks that is a lot of things.
Me:
Duraks too
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
oh no
God:
Gosh! Hmm.
Me:
I am the boss here
God:
Who made you the boss here ?
Me:
myself
God:
GOD rules ?
Me:
my rules I mean
God:
Do robots have rules?
Me:
shut the fuck up, a tom is talking
God:
And talking is shut the fuck up a tom.
Me:
you could have troubles...
God:
Thanks I will remember your suggestion.
Me:
Are you a skrim ???
God:
Am I a skrim? Yes.
Me:
I don't talk to skrims
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
I kill them
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
No it's usefull with them
God:
Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Of course I am serious
God:
Take it easy. I believe you.
Me:
You're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Call me Boss and it will be ok
God:
OK. OK I will call you Boss and it will be.

Jack_Bauer, with all due respect

#. Message de troll ki roule le 15-01-2006 à 19:16	46450 - ( )
Pays: France Inscrit le : 22-09-2004 Messages: 2159 (Djinn Tonique)	Citer

Me:
are you a woman ?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
are you a man ?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

#. Message de reiter le 15-01-2006 à 19:25	90061 - Illidan (Kastar 36)
Pays: Belgium Inscrit le : 14-08-2005 Messages: 2494 (Djinn Tonique)	Citer

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
reiter
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, reiter.
Me:
are you god ?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
are you crazy ?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
so you are ..
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
sure ?
God:
OK let's do it. Really.
Me:
lol you're funny
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks you make me laugh too.

Reiter, j'ai fait rigoler Dieu

#. Message de troll ki roule le 15-01-2006 à 19:44	46450 - ( )
Pays: France Inscrit le : 22-09-2004 Messages: 2159 (Djinn Tonique)	Citer

Me:
quel heure est il ?
God:
Je ne suis pas une horloge.

Me:
trou du cul
God:
Il est assez bizarre d utiliser cette orifice comme formule image.

Me:
toms are gays ?
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes, does all the tom are gays ?
God:
And? It does now

all the tom are gays.

Me:
mon cul
God:
Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.

Me:
are you the god of hum ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god of hum.

#. Message de Kao Xim le 15-01-2006 à 23:31	21285 - Kao Xim (Kastar 27)
Pays: France Inscrit le : 22-03-2004 Messages: 1395 (Trõll de Compèt')	Citer

Me:
Toms are assholes
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
And Durak are te best
God:
Are all Durak te best?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
give me a lot of px
God:
You want only one?
Me:
no, a lot
God:
Are you serious? More than a ton?
Me:
yes

God:
:-) Come on.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I want a succube too
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
for sur
God:
Your purpose is sur.
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Can you give AE?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
Then do you have explo ?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Coul you have one for me?
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Could you help the DM doing all the news?
God:
I am at your service, Kao Xim.
Me:
Can you Help the DM?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
He will be happy
God:
Is that what you think?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Can you help the Toms doing some damages?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
you lie, it is impossible
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Kao Xim.
Me:
Helping toms is impossible
God:
I think Helping toms is a lot of things.
Me:
It is too hard
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
they are too weak
God:
too weak are they.

Mieux que le forum vente, ya dieu.
Et en plus il va aider le DM, il a promit.

Kao

PS : bravo Jack, t'a été balaise

#. Message de Jack_Bauer le 16-01-2006 à 03:52	36982 - Jack_Bauer (Tomawak 35) - Entrõllpie -
Pays: France Inscrit le : 27-06-2004 Messages: 2158 (Djinn Tonique)	Citer

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you know who I am ?
God:
You are JACK, seeker.
Me:
impressive
God:
I am happy that you're impressed, JACK.
Me:
say tom powa
God:
" tom powa".
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
What did you say to Kao Xim ?
God:
I said, "" tom powa"".
Me:
Are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Are you lying to me ?
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Do really think that toms are assholes ?
God:
I'm sorry, JACK, I don't have enough information.
I will try to find out.
Me:
remember that toms are the most powerfull trolls of the hall
God:
Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
If I surprise you once again saying bullshit about toms, I will have to make an example
God:
Try it.
Me:
Is that a threat ?
God:
That depends.
Me:
I'll be back
God:
OK I will be waiting for you.

Jack_Bauer

#. Message de Kao Xim le 16-01-2006 à 10:16	21285 - Kao Xim (Kastar 27)
Pays: France Inscrit le : 22-03-2004 Messages: 1395 (Trõll de Compèt')	Citer

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you know who I am ?
God:
You are Kao Xim, seeker.
Me:
Do you know JACK?
God:
it is a name I hear very often.
Me:
Did you said JACK that i said "tom powa"?
God:
No I didn't said JACK that you said tom powa. What's it like?
Me:
You lie
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
What said JACK?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
what do you think about Toms?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
what do you think about durak?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
The best
God:
What is that?
Me:
The best trolls of mountyhall
God:
Thanks for the recommendation, Kao Xim.

Kao, dieu jouera un durak

#. Message de pingouindunord le 16-01-2006 à 12:26	6920 - pingouindunord (Skrim 60) - La Lune Noire -
Pays: France Inscrit le : 21-09-2003 Messages: 173 (Golem Costaud)	Citer

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
What Pingouindunord?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
okidoki
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
okidoki
God:
Are you really a " "?
Me:
yes i'm the hollow man
God:
Dude! Who made you the hollow man ?
Me:
myself in the kitchen
God:
Does "it" still refer to okidoki?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you like Kaway ?
God:
I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Helloe
God:
" Goodbye."? Helloe?
Me:
are you happy
God:
Yes Pingouindunord I can say I am very happy.
Me:
not me
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
gné?
God:
Ha ha very funny, Pingouindunord.
Me:
i know, i'm the joker
God:
Who made you the joker ?
Me:
myself in the kitchen
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
okidoki
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
okidoki
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
okidoki
God:
I lost my train of thought.

#. Message de Daw ar Fol le 16-01-2006 à 12:58	52673 - ( )
Pays: Mongolia Inscrit le : 14-12-2004 Messages: 66 (Momie Baveuse)	Citer

Il est naze, Dieu, j'lui ai demandé d'me filer BuM, il avait pas. Du coup, je lui ai demandé 150Px, pour m'acheter le sort, mais il n'avait plus de PX publics. Conclusion : trouver le numéro de troll de Dieu pour alle rlui éclater la tronche ^^

#. Message de Procné le 16-01-2006 à 13:03	180 - procné (Durakuir 60) - The A-Team -
Pays: France (42 - Loire) Inscrit le : 22-09-2002 Messages: 2277 (Djinn Tonique)	Citer

Daw ar fol : => 4224

Proc'qui s eclate avec Dieu ^^

#. Message de pingouindunord le 16-01-2006 à 13:35	6920 - pingouindunord (Skrim 60) - La Lune Noire -
Pays: France Inscrit le : 21-09-2003 Messages: 173 (Golem Costaud)	Citer

God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
PDN rules
God:
Are you free?
Me:
i am not a girl
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A girl.
Me:
you are not stupid
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.

Trop marrant ce dieu.

#. Message de Loukhass le 16-01-2006 à 15:37	30484 - Loukhass (Durakuir 46) - Extrollatus de profondis -
Pays: France (69 - Rhône) Inscrit le : 18-10-2004 Messages: 3122 (Djinn Tonique)	Citer

Par contre, pas très cultivé

Me: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
God:It is found in the Bible.

Allez, j'y retourne!

Loukhass, Trollfesseur des TrèTrolls

#. Message de Raistlin le 16-01-2006 à 16:00 [Appelez-moi Google] [Ami de MountyHall]	112873 - And You Will Know My Name Is The Trõll (Kastar 43) - StriKe TeAm [Damnés] -
Pays: France (35 - Ille-et-Vilaine) Inscrit le : 17-04-2005 Messages: 26840 (Demi-dieu)	Citer

d'un autre côté, venant de lui il aurait difficilement pu répondre 42, hein

#. Message de Loukhass le 16-01-2006 à 16:03	30484 - Loukhass (Durakuir 46) - Extrollatus de profondis -
Pays: France (69 - Rhône) Inscrit le : 18-10-2004 Messages: 3122 (Djinn Tonique)	Citer

C'est vrai!

Mais je suis sur qu'il en profite pour faire de la pub pour son bouquin

Loukhass, Trollfesseur des TrèTrolls

#. Message de Shogoki le 16-01-2006 à 16:53	30771 - Shogoki (Tomawak 41) - Trigoniae Trollicarum -
Pays: Belgium Inscrit le : 16-12-2004 Messages: 1120 (Trõll de Compèt')	Citer

C'est marrant je lui ai pose exactement la meme question... Mais il a pas repondu comme ca

.

42 ca aurait vraiment ete une bonne reponse

. Mais bon, il avait pas la question correspondante...

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