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JOYEUX HALLOWEEN (à la bourre mais bon !!!!!)...
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Fuck...livin' another Halloween People on Military know what this means Houses on fire, they're blowin' up cars Creatures on the streets and razorblades in candybars
I went to trick-or-treat, the first house on my block Spit in my face and gave me a rock I tried to give it back and said, "I'll take nothing instead." Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head
Walked to the next house directly next door And there I found an old lady dead on the floor I said, "Excuse me Miss, but do you have a treat?" She lifted her leg and scraped flakes off her dead feet
I ran to the next house happy and giddy There, I seen a fat woman holding up her titty I said, "Trick or treat" she said, "Treat or trick" And squeezed on her titty until it, fuck it, it's too sick
The next house up was set back in the woods I was a little frightened, but fuck, I want the goods I knocked on the door, I heard a knock back And then I heard "Come in" and yo, I'm like, "Fuck that!"
This house belongs to Ms. Cherry Spoon She said, "Drop your drawers your treat is coming soon." I quickly grew a stiffy, but kept my eyes shut A hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in the nuts
I wobbled to the next house, ready for the worst And chillin' in the drive was a long black hearse I rung the doorbell and said, "Is anybody home?" "Of course, little boy, have a sugar-coated kidney stone."
I walked through the field and to the next crib It's friendly Mrs. Witherbee in her cooking bib I said, "How 'bout some candy?" She said, "How 'bout instead A nice, hot, fresh, homemade loaf of yeast infection bread?"
My bags gettin' heavy so I rest on the curb And riding on his bike, here comes little Larry Sherm I snuck up behind him and kicked him off his seat I punched him in the neck and powerbombed him in the street
Now my sack of candy has doubled in size Up to the next house for my scary prize I'm like, "Trick-or-treat, trick, treat, tricky, dink." He opened up his door, slapped my lips, and didn't give me shit
Rocks through his window and ran across the street To the big mansion, I'm in for a treat I dinged on the dong, and here comes the butler A big, gumpy, tall ass Lurch-lookin' mutherfucker
I said, "Hello Mr., is there something for my sack?" He reached in his pocket but I think he hurt his back It's taking him an hour, my bag is open, ready But then he finally dropped it in my sack: a fuckin' penny
The next house is abandoned so forget it But wait a minute, I think somebody's livin' in it I ran up to the porch, "Trick-or-treat, you can't hide" It was a crackhead, he crawled in my bag and died
The next house was mine, the last on the block My mother's sitting on the porch shining up her glock I climbed on the roof with my brother Jumpsteady And we yelled, "HAPPY HOLLOWEEN AND CLOWN LOVE TO THE WHOLE CITY!!"
Fuck...livin' another Halloween People on Military know what this means
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